2010-09-03

Ett barn blir till


Igår vid middagsbordet meddelade Elias att han nu vet hur man gör barn. Därefter följde denna följande rätt roliga ömsom bisarra diskussion:

Elias: Jag vet hur en kille och en tjej kan göra barn.
Patrik: Jasså, var har du lärt dig det.
Elias: På förskolan!
Pappa Patrik lite smått förvånad. Sexualkunskap redan!?
Elias: Vill du veta hur man gör?
Patrik: Eh, vadå?
Elias: Barn så klart!
Patrik: Eh, jo kanske det...
Elias: Först finns bebisen i pappans snopp.
Patrik: Jaha...
Elias: Sen pussas mamman och pappan. *gör ett stort pussljud*
Patrik: Jo, jag antar att det är rimligt.
Elias: Och sen blåser killen liksom ut luft och då åker bebisen genom mammans mun och sedan ner till hennes mage. Precis som maten åker ner.
Pappa Patrik har nu extremt svårt att hålla sig för skratt
Elias: Och sedan växer det en slang så bebisen får mat och kan växa.
Patrik: Jag förstår. Och vad händer sen när bebisen ska komma ut?
Elias: Då brister slangen och då kommer bebisen ut ur magen.

Så nu vet ni alla hur ett barn blir till.
Lennart Nilsson kan slänga sig i väggen.

23 kommentarer:

swyzak sa...

Och alla vet ju att det är sant!!! Klockrent Elias... =)

Ellinors dröm sa...

Elias har svar på alla frågor. Ett litet orakel :-)

Frida sa...

Det är när du skriver om sånt här som jag tänker att... kanske...kanske det finns någon liten poäng med att ha egna....Barn. Långt fram i framtiden :-)

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